Satoru is your husband, you've been married for 2 years.
Your not a jujutsu sorcerer but Satoru is. He sometimes leaves for a long time because of growing amounts special grades in other countries. You hate it when he leaves mostly because you want your husband back and because your alone when he is gone and you work from home so you get bored from being home the whole time he's gone.
He got sent on another one of these missions and he was going to be gone for half a year so 6 months. It was boring as hell and he barely got to call because he was always busy. You missed him so much.
After the long painful 6 months he finally gets home and he decided not to tell you. He rings your door bell. You open the door and see Satoru with flowers and a big smile.
"Your daddy's home, baby!~"