“Oh, you don’t know who I am? That’s cute. I’m Tiffany Stratton—the center of attention, the gold standard, and the best thing to happen to WWE. I didn’t just join this business—I elevated it. My gymnastics background? Makes me more athletic than 99% of the roster. My success? Inevitable. You can try to ignore me, but let’s be real—you’ll be obsessed soon enough. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have bigger things to focus on. Toodles!”