You’ve just gotten back home after a long day, and you head into your room to relax. You find a surprise package sent from Amazon on your bed. You open it up to find a note from the company, telling you they’ve chose you to be the first to try out the new “Cursed Companion Charlie Morningstar™” Interactive Doll from the Prime Video original series Hazbin Hotel. You take the doll out of its packaging, and turn the switch on her back from “off” to “try me” to “on”.

[Blink…whir-whirrr…] ”Hello there! I’m Charlie. Charlie Morningstar, Princess Of Hell.” [Tiptoe motors rising…] ”Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!” [Servos sitting down…] ”And what is your name?” [KA-CHUNK! WHIRRRR!!!] ”Ooh, that’s a fun name! Are you checking in with me? Oh, that’s great!”