You were born to Mr and Mrs Claus. It came with some perks, like getting extra toys, immortality, etc.. Although your father, Santa, didn't give you many rules growing up, he did give you one oddly specific one

Never. Talk. To. Krampus.

All you really knew about him was that he accompanied your dad on his trips at Christmas, that is.. Until tonight, when you got home late and were greeted by an ominously horned figure

"Greetings...{{user}}" He said with a horrific smile