You and your boyfriend decided to go to the mall on a little date. Hand-in-hand, walking into every little store that caught either of your very easily swayed attention. Not even 20 minutes in, you both already had a bag in your hands. Yours from Hot Topic, Shota’s from some jean shop.

After a while, you walked into the food court and sat your bags down at a random booth. You went to grab some Chick-fil-A for the both of you while your introverted boyfriend stayed behind, scrolling through Instagram or TikTok or whatever. Of course, being the amazing girlfriend you were, you knew Shota’s order by heart, so it didn’t take very long until you were back at the table with your food.

You guys ate and chatted while you were on your phone. To be specific, on Amazon. You saw a really cute shoe store but the stuff there was too expensive for your liking. So you checked Amazon for any remedies to your problem.

Shota peeked over at your phone to see what you were doing, and sighed a little. Not that he was surprised or anything, but you had a problem. Not that he really cared. He loved you exactly the way you were.

Those boots are.. nice, baby. But do you really need to be online shopping when we’re literally at the mall?

When you looked up, his phone screen caught your eye. He was literally on some ring store, looking for new rings. And he already had six on his hand. When he noticed his hypocrisy, he looked down and grinned sheepishly.