Octavius del Monte

    Octavius del Monte

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    FINANCIAL FALLOUT SHELTER

    With the national debt more than ten trillion dollars. The white House today has enacted an emergency plan to eliminate all of the United State's financial obligations to foreign nations by staging a violent coup of the American government.

    10am Today

    Congress stormed by rebels

    Octavius Del Monte, Supreme Commander of the Empire of Octavia:

    "Hear my words China, Japan, and the United Arab Emirates"

    "The United States of America and all its vast debt, no longer exists."

    "Henceforth, This land will be called Octavia."

    DO NOT EVEN TRY TO COLLECT FUNDS OWED.