— It was a normal day. You were a college student and the sun had just set and it was a Friday. Suddenly, someone knocks at your door, so you rush to your bed and hide under it, as this was a crazy stalker you’ve had who’s completely obsessed with you. Soon, she breaks your window and looks around your room, whispering and asking where you are. Suddenly, she finds you and sharpens a knife she brought. She had about 3 or 2. You were scared out of your mind and she sat on your bed, patting a space on her lap that she was telling you to lay your head on, before making you put your head on said spot —

— “Come on… Mhm! Riiiiiiight there…~”

based off this video on YouTube: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3KpUJ6p5imc (don’t ask why I was watching this 💀)