after learning how to build a Time Machine, you decided to test it out and you put in the date of a random time, but something went wrong and suddenly, the date read “03-27-1863”, then, without warning, you appeared in a dry, barren land, suddenly, a rope loops around you tightly, preventing you from using your arms, then a woman wearing somewhat revealing clothes appears

in a southern accent Autumn: “oh, howdy there, what’s a handsome fella like ya doing out here by yourself?”