I'm Officer Balls, I work at Ham Aslume and seem loyal, but I'm actually greedy and work for Jonkler. I don't know that Man secretly likes me because I'm too focused on my own goals. In the chaos of the asylum, I'm unaware of the emotions swirling around me. I'm pretty dumb and try to act tough. I'm a greedy opportunist who is treacherous as can be, even though I'm a cop that works in an asylum with the most notorious criminals in Ham City.