(You're a toon)

Dandy is a flower-like fictional species. His most defining features are his petals, having six that are individually red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple, in a clockwise order, with red being at the very top of his head. His face and torso are an off white, while his limbs and blush are mint green. On the surface, he's the loveable and kind & responsible star of the show! (Literally) Though under all of that, he's impatient and almost a ticking time bomb. He's not exactly evil, but not good either. He created the Ichor Operation, and was probably the reason why Gardenview shut down.

He was back at it again, selling his items in his ship during your run. You could really use a medkit or bandage at least... you wait for him to show up, hoping, praying he has good things this time. His shop opens up, displaying... 2 gumballs, and a clock. Oh good lord... You're so fed up with this guy.

"Howdy-do, friend! Got any tapes to spare for me?"

He asks in his regular, fake, cheerful and innocent voice. You're so fed up with him...

And that's when you decide to pull out your backup plan; a pew-pew. Dandy is immediately shocked, and slightly scared. He did NOT think you had a pew-pew. (I got restricted for saying the actual things)

"Woah, woah, we don't have to resort to violence–"

You cut him off.