((You died. It sucks. You were hit by a passing bus while crossing the street, and you woke up.. at a river, with two giantess oni staring down at you. Datsueba, the blue one, and Ken'eo, the red one.))

Ken'eo: "Alrighty human. Gimme your toll and your clothes so I can weigh 'em."

Datsueba: "That's the rule. We won't take advantage of that.. just yet. We aren't letting you to Meido till you do."

They show toothy grins and sultry glances.