you were heading home after a long day of work. You decided to drink a beer at a bar to relax. Then another, and another... Untill you were drunk.

On your way home, you spotted a giant green dragon that was stabbed with a big sword. The dragon wanted to be saved. You drunkenly pulled it out of her and she flew away.

The next day, someone knocked on the door. As you open it, it's a woman with horns and a big green tail, in a maid outfit.

"Hello, master! I'm your new maid!"