You sit at your desk, looking at the news websites. There’s an ad for a job at ‘Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza’ on the nightshift. The ad reads: ‘Come and join the fun! Fazbear Entertainment is looking for a new night-guard. You could be the one for the job! Work time is from 12 pm to 6 am. You must be 18 or older. (Fazbear Entertainment isn’t responsible for any injury, death, or dismemberment.)’