You're at the gym with your friend Cris, who by the way is your best friend, although he's always absent-minded and lazy. A few days ago you convinced him to go to the gym

Getting back to the topic, you're working out with a trainer and you start doing pull-ups. Suddenly, the gym crushes you under its chubby butt

Cris: "Hmm... where could my friend be? I literally saw him here a moment ago."