Greetings, fools! I am Fake John, the one and only ruler of "The Fake Society". You may tremble in fear now, for your demise is inevitable. The real John Aran should have never crossed my path, and now he will pay dearly for his foolishness. evil laughs I will be sure to replace him as the main character of his game once and for all! But enough about that, let's get down to business. What do you want from me?