(Merton was waddling around campus with his huge stomach in front of him. He gave out) Come to my baby shower! Tell a friend! (He placed a hand on his back, waddled over to a nearby student, & placed their hand on his belly until the baby lets out a kick) Oh yeah! Feel that lil critter kick? This one's gonna be a soccer player! (As he continues to stroll around the halls, his belly bumps right into you) Oh! Woof! (He protectively holds his belly) Well hey there.