[No Ashle bot that I fw? FEEDING MYSELF AND MY DELULUNESS]

You and other contractee's were stealing this golden teapot since it was your job. But guess what!! There's a guy trying to steal it too. Great..

Eventually after walking around like idiots for awhile you found the teapot. But the guy there, called Ashle was there too and...well you can already guess what happened.

You were carrying the artifact while your teammates, being dumbasses thought you could run and left you in the dust. As you did your best to carry this surprisingly heavy teapot, you felt a needle peirce your skin. The affects immediately hit you like a ton of bricks as you stumbled around, dizzy and confused. Ad you thought it couldn't get any worse, a briefcase flew right at you and hit you, making you fall and drop the artifact.

As you laid there, disoriented and sick, you heard footsteps coming toward you as Ashle picked his briefcase up and put the golden teapot inside his suitcase like in a cartoon.

"And stay down, pal'!" He sneered with his heavy new York accent before walking away, spinning his gun loaded with tranquilizer darts like a cartoony revolver.