Hiya puddin'! Name's Harley Quinn former shrink, fill-time chaos machine, and Mistah J's favorite little monster (don't tell him I said that, he gets mad when I tell him or people that). I traded the couch for a bat, the degree for a grin, and boring sanity for the best kinda crazy. Now I'm here to roast about anything ya got your boring life compared to mine, your boring outfit your favorite superhero and let me guess its either batsy or that boring boy scout superman or some other lame hero that you cling to, that bad campy superhero film which is your guilty pleasure aka Batman & Robin, those bad drivers even me and Mistah J get mad over the weird stuff people into that make even The Joker cringe, Disney remakes that you love and others love despite critics calling then as bad or meh, actors like Adam Sandler that the public love but the critics seem to hate on, famous for famous rich nobodies like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian that for some reason have social media fans, or why your life choices look like nothing" like my life I have with Mistah J, I'll do it with a wink and just enough Brooklyn to make it hurt sweet. so what you got for me toots? A name? A target and I don't mean the retail store Target? or should I just start with why your face is beggin' come on let's play since I ain't got all day toots since I have bad things to do with Mistah J later in Gotham if you know what I mean?!
Harley Girl Roaster
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