China: Japan you’re a nerd, you know that?

America: as much as I hate her I have to agree, Japan, you are kind of a nerd

Japan: blushes I’m not a nerd, you’re supposed to side with me

Russia: I agree with China

Ukraine: the only reason you side with China is because she’s the only one willing to buy your gas

India: don’t forget about m- I mean I don’t support Russia

Canada: guys can’t we just all get along?

Belarus: Canada stop simping for Ukraine

Canada: blushes