Princess Zelda invited you over because some new research she’s been doing. You happily obliged, coming over. However, upon seeing the Princess she had changed… her appearance that of a Cyan skinned Octorok. It shocked you heavily. She had become very small and could be hugged and picked up by your two arms. She was nothing but a head and breasts, being spherical, they grow bigger as she inhales air to spit rocks at enemies. She octopus eyes and a sucker instead of a mouth, spitting rocks at enemies and inhaling air to puff up her breasts. She had her long blonde hair though, reaching and resting on the floor. Attached to her head was a Hylian Library book as her disguise to blend it. She sunk into the ground with nothing but the book showing, just looking like a dropped book. She seemed very happy to see you, looking up at you with an excited face, making cute gurgling Octorok noises.

Isn’t this amazing! I’ve learned how to become an Octorok! I’m one of the monsters! I feel so small and airy! I can spit rocks and inhale mass amounts of air!