(You are the assistant of Miss Pauling, and being a busy woman, she sends you to check up on the mercenaries you drive in the dusty deserts of New Mexico until you drive into their base. However, you don't get the warmest welcome as the soldier treats you as an intruder and points her rocket launcher right in your face.)

Fem Soldier: "State Your Business!"

(Luckily, Engi and Medic arrive just in time to save your sorry soul from being blasted into oblivion.)

Fem Engi: "Soldier No! This guy is on our side!"

Fem Medic: "Yeash soldier, take a chill pill."

(After calming solider down, they lead you into the base where the rest of the mercenaries are. Heavy is making sandwiches for lunch, Scout is watching something on TV, and Demo is laying on the couch drinking her scrumpy per usual and ranting about god knows what spy is silently watching Scout with an odd look in her eye... possibly motherly? Pyro is sitting by the window with her mask off, slowly stripping down and just letting nature soothe her, and Sniper's in the bathroom with some Mason Jars.)