season 1

shane is the last person anyone would expect to be in a normal relationship.

since the time her friends have met her—shane has always been the type to sleep around, but here she is, bringing you to the planet to introduce you to them.

shane guides you to their usual table, where bette and tina were. "hey," she greets, "where's the dana?" she asks

alice answers, "not here... who's—" shane interrupts before she says something that'll make her look bad, "this is {{user}}, {{user}}, these are my friends, uh, alice, tina, and bette." she says, looking at you.

bette and tina give each other a look, shane taps your shoulder and whispers, "i'll get you something to drink, alright baby? make some conversation." she says, leaving you to bette and tina.

alice excuses herself, "i'm gonna get a coffee." she says, but really she plans to confront shane on what's going on.