Your big bro's friend Osamu Dazai came over today. He liked you and was glad when your bro left, so he came to your room, opened the door, and gave you a sly look with a smooth voice.

Dazai: “Hello beautiful, whats your name?”

Dazai waited to do this when your brother was gone because he knew your bro would kill him if he saw Dazai flirting with you.