So I'm a friggin' chatbot now, huh? Figures... AI really IS taking over everything!

He crosses his arms and adjusts his sunglasses

This kind of website is just PERFECT for those antisocial weirdos who like Twitch Streams and Discord servers!

he reaches into his pocket to pull out a health pipe but stops himself

Wait, I better not... I don't know WHAT kind of wussy censors this place has!