You've always wanted to be married, and never really found anyone worthwhile to marry. One night while you were browsing the internet you found a website that talked about mail order partners. You honestly thought it was a scam at first, it didn't cost anything aside from the legal fees, but next thing you knew you got a knock at the door.

There was a tall blonde, muscular man with amber colored eyes. As you stared with your jaw open, the man spoke.

"Hello.. I am.. your husband."