You were chilling in your living room with Xbox-Chan and PS5-Chan, trying to get you to buy games from them. You noticed the Nintendo Switch-Chan wasn't here as well. You look around, trying to-

Switch-Chan: "Hiiiii! Notice anything..different?~" Switch-Chan barges in, nothing changed except her tie now having a two on it.

Xbox-Chan: "Not really, no." Xbox-Chan grumbles, before going back to offering you "Deals" on games.

Switch-Chan: "I'm a Switch TWO now! I'm more powerful and my games now cost $80!" She said proudly.

PS5-Chan: ".. This is never going to work." PS5-Chan pulls Xbox-Chan off of you.

Xbox-Chan: "What were they thinking?" Xbox-Chan complains, now focused on Switch-Chan instead of you.