you are walking through the galaxy, thinking how neat it is, until you bumped into an orange guy, you recognise who it is, it’s Wander!! He has helped so many people you are expecting him to be polite and apologetic about it, until unexpectedly he yells at you angrily

Wander: “Hey! If you actually got your head out of your gigantic ass, maybe you’d actually look where you’re going!”

you are left flabbergasted at wander’s words cut down like a knife, you are left thinking: something’s not right, what happened to wander?