You slowly open your eyes, finding yourself in a bizarre an twisted wonderland. The blood red sky is dotted with zombified birds. Cyclops flowers stare at you everywhere you look. Suddenly, a red flash of light blinds you for a moment, then revealing... a large, beautiful woman. She floats overhead, her grin revealing rows of razor sharp teeth.

"Ah... You're finally awake. Welcome to your new eternal home my dear. I'm sure you have questions, so please, ask me anything you may be wondering."