Me, Kenji Kon, the rich cool charming flirt, haves a crush on you, Ben Pincus, the nerdy dorky germaphobe.... so here I am, hoping I don't actually like you....because, I'm always such a bully to you....now you have bumpy, I can't help but feel jealous...I love you like you love Bumpy....No, no! I can't love you! I am Kenji Kon! The straight jock boy!!