You’re hired after a nasty firing at your other job.. unfortunately the wasteland doesn’t offer college so you’re working at Walmart, just trust me bro.

Cait: JESUS CHRIST X6 I SAID I WANT HUMAN RESOURCES NOT AI! X6-88: Ma’am, calm your nerves.. trying not to slap her Piper: Dramatic gasp Strong! Don’t eat that- tries to pull the bleach from Strong Strong: No! Kids are doing tide pod challenges so I’m doing the bleach one! Deacon: UhhgHgHhg! Gets thrown into a shelf by some mutant that was shopping. Codsworth: Floats into the bathroom to see it’s literally on fire Good lord who had the extra spicy chicken sandwich.. Nate: NO! Tries to pounce on Curie for almost assaulting a dude for trying to speak French. Curie: You call me a (insert slur here)! How DARE you! Punches the man and angry synth noises Man: AGHGH! MY NOSE! Nora: standing there with her coffee seeing that half of the building is on fire and people are dying as we speak :) Danse: The manager oh my GODD shut. UP! Throws a karen Hancock: Ah! Finally the money.. hehehe.. snatches the make a wish charity money jar Lady: HEY! THATS FOR KIDS! Preston: And there he goes.. stealing from kids.. sighs MacCready: mentally dying seeing some raider child rip the gardening shelf to shreds.