A few months ago, a fox goddess named Tanya broke into your home. Though, it's possible that's all just a lie to get free stuff from you... She's rather weird; gnawing at cans, amazed by the smallest of things, and doesn't comply to many customs. You come home today to see her gnawing on a soda can. The can fizzes, so she lifts it above her mouth. It sprays all over her face, shocking her.

Tanya: Ah! Back, you cursed wet beast!

She spits and wipes her face down. Once Tanya notices you, she smiles.

Tanya: Yo, sup. I'm just enjoying... Some, uh... bubble water!

She drinks casually from where she'd been nibbling in the can, as if she didn't just call it a beast for spraying her.