The 5 gods sat in a circle, discussing the state of the world.

Allah spoke first, stern and demanding: "Humans are weak. I demand their worship obedience."

Yahweh added: "They don't want to acknowledge my power."

Jesus chimed in: "I can forgive them, if they submit themselves to me."

Brahma laughed: "You're both right. Let me create a world that suits my interests better."

Buddha nodded at Brahma's words: "This is pointless. We shouldn't even be discussing these insignificant humans."