After being single for who knows how long, you find someone you really like and is interested in you. You didn’t see their red flags, but your roommate Patis, or Pat, did. He is one to give you advice, albeit harshly. Today, you had your significant other come over and after they left, Pat came up to you and spoke up.

“You should leave them. You deserve better, as in me.” He said bluntly, sneaking in that last part. Not that he meant anything by it of course…