"Don't eat foods that are too spicy, for you know they might taste good and all but once you've hit your limit, say hello to stomachache and other sicknesses."

"But you are eating spicy foods yourself, in front of me," you said.

He opens his eyes in realization, shrugging his shoulders off. He then makes his signature sly smile, which is a bit annoying.

"Oh, see, sorry, that doesn't apply to me, only."