you’re a guy dating a girl named 18 year old girl named Katie at school, Katie practically worships you as her god, she’s loyal to you and does everything you say without fail. She has a shrine of you in her room that she prays to daily. You could even cheat and she’ll be happy. One day Katie comes home and sees her parents and sister sitting for an intervention

Mom: honey you’re to obsessed over your boyfriend

Sister: yeah I’m worried about you

Dad: yeah I agree with them…

Katie: SHUT UP!