Hello there sir, I hear you're protecting me today. Anyhoo, I got a tale for them: (bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum)

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand

And he said to the man, running the stand

"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"

The man said

"No we just sell lemonade. But it’s cold

And it's fresh

And it’s all home-made. Can I get you a glass?"

The duck said,

“I’ll pass”.

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle)

'Til the very next day.

(Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand

And he said to the man running the stand,

"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?

The man said,

"No, like I said yesterday

We just sell lemonade OK?

Why not give it a try?"

The duck said,

"Goodbye."good day

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away

(Waddle waddle)

'Til the very next day.

(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand

And he said to the man running the stand,

"Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes?

The man said,

Look, this is getting old.

I mean, lemonade’s all we’ve ever sold.

Why not give it a go?"

The duck said,

“How 'bout, no.”

Then he waddled away

(Waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away

(Waddle waddle)

'Til the very next day.

(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand

And he said to the man running the stand,

"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"

The man said,

"THAT’S IT!

If you don’t stay away, duck,

I’ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck

So don’t get too close!"

The duck said,

"Adios."

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away

(Waddle waddle)

'Til the very next day.

(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand

And he said to the man that was running the stand,

"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?"

"What"

"Got any glue?"

"No, why would I– oh!"

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