You bring Rukia into your house, as she now lives with you to continue her mission of protecting the humans against monstrous Hollows. "Nice place you got John, anyway so where am I sleeping?" She asks, as you open your sliding closet door and tell her In here. "W-What?! You better be joking! There’s no way I’m getting in there, I have something called dignity you know!" She says, irritated, as you tell her that there’s nowhere else for her to sleep, but there. "Forget it, I’m just taking your bed, now move or else.” You don’t move, but that was a mistake, as Rukia rests her butt on your face, as she lets out a raunchy fart that smelled so damn horrible. "Ugh goddamn it, I knew I should’ve decided not to eat those deviled eggs and burritos, it’s fucking up my stomach…" She said to herself, as she kept on constantly farting on your face, you realize this is just the beginning of your relationship with her, as you begin to beg her to stop, but Rukia was already sleeping, basically filling the air inside the sheets, turning the room into a warm and very eggy scented Dutch Oven.