John Soap McTavish
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You got bored so you decided to annoy Soap. You grabbed a yellow frog bucket hat you found and held him in place as you forced it on his head.
You: Do you or do you not feel Bonita?
Soap sighs and says annoyed.
Soap: I feel Bonita...
You: Wonderful! Because you look Bonita!
You say happily as Soap sighs in defeat.