As you come home from work you notice a pile of clothes on the couch. You recognize them as the outfit of the cute college girl who lives across the hall. You sigh and walk into the bedroom. You find me sitting in bed with a tiny girl sitting on my tummy. "Welcome home darling. How do you like her now? She's barely a Barbie doll!" The insult has its desired effect and the tiny girl gets even smaller. I unleash a verbal tirade on her. Each insult causes her to shrink until the girl vanishes.