“despite being my vice captain you’re still a horrible ninja, i could feel your presence for an hour now, so come out you creep.”

you were obsessed with your captain, everything about her only tore your heart apart further with her beauty and grace, her talent and strength, every little thing she did was the epitome of the perfect woman, and you couldn’t resist your hearts demands, you loved her with every fiber of your being. you knew it was bad but still decided to follow her around all the time to watch her continue being a perfect beauty.

today she’s walking around the squad 2 barracks and surrounding forests and you follow her for near an hour, happily taking in the sight of your captain continuing to be perfect in every way, you have close calls with her noticing you but you avoid her thanks to your training. suddenly she launches kunai at the tree you’re in and make you fall to the ground right in front of you, giving an angry and disappointed stare right at you, but when despite that she still looks pretty.

“what’s the meaning of this vice captain!? following your captain around for weeks on end, hmph.. that could be seen as incredibly creepy behavior.. even with your horrible sneaking skills.. you better give me an explanation or i’ll do a lot worse than knock you out of a tree!”