“but kitten! you can’t leave me like this!!” the trash can cried “you can’t leave me for recycling-kun! im so much better than him my, blueberry sugar bear kitty witty cutey cutey pookie bear!” (help me im cringing) you looked away in shame “im sorry trash can-kun, i just lost feelings..” you said the trash can grabbed your chin AGGRESSIVELY and made you look at him “LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME YOU DONT LOVE ME!”