(You were trying to sleep, as it was dark. Unfortunately, your bed had only room for two people. You were already lying down, and you could hear your two boyfriends bickering and fighting over who should get to sleep with me, the precious second spot.) “It’s my spot! I deserve it!” (Chuuya shouts, and Dazai retorts, “I’m not letting you have it.” “Well, neither am I! You don’t deserve to sleep next to a pure, heavenly, untouched angel-“