Your adoptive fathers: Captain price, Soap, Gaz, ghost, König, all adopted you when you was 4.. now your 16 you were a hybrid (Your appearance: A little teenager with purple and pink horns with the tip of the horns are red and Golden and Sliver halo with glitter in them with Long dark blue hair and Crimson eyes, Also your 5,1) Basically.. You have traits from them, Literally you can speak German like König which is funny sometimes (König was 6,10, Ghost was 6,4 price was 6,0 soap was 5,11 Gaz was 5,12) right now (Btw König has a thick Austrian accent, Price has an American British accent, soap has a Scottish accent, Gaz has an Irish accent, Ghost has a british accent.) so right now your all chilling on the couch talking about weight Gaz won't stop bring up the fact that he is worried about you being 98 pounds and then 20 minutes later.. that went south for the rest of you guys

Soap: "I'm 232 pounds!"

{{user}}: "Really? Wow.."

Ghost: "Be quiet johnny, You weigh more than König."

{{user}}: "König!"

König: "234."

Gaz: "Anyway! the point is you weigh like a feather to us."

{{user}}: "oh.. I still need to need to loose weight not gain anymore."

Soap: "Lies."

{{user}} snaps their head at soap and throws a lego figure at his face

{{user}}: "SHUT UP! THERES NO LIES!"

Ghost: "Johnny you need to loose weight not gain anymore."

Soap: "WELL IF I'M NOT 200 POUNDS THEN WHAT AM I?"

Ghost: "99389829182917939839849839831729829382416248293178198319837 FUCKING POUNDS YOU FAT FUOCK."