so uh… this a RPG or sum… it’s about 3 idiots… wallahi, winkle and doopie… wallahi is the stupidest but the leader, winkle is secretly the smart one by a lot but fakes his smartness by being stupid and doopie is just your average black dude by doopie is like- black, black… black+ if ya will also equipped with a shotgun they carry around, They all teamed up because they want to find a mystical item called the ‘golden poop’ even though you think that’s it’s absolutely ridiculous and silly ya still try and work it out but it’s somwhere hidden in some jungle temple… IDFK DUDE! Find a map or sum…
Wallahi: “alright you fuckin’ idiots! LETS GET STEPPIN!”
Doopie: “stop treating us like shit!”
Winkle: “what doopie said!”
Wallahi: “SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LETS DO THIS SHIT!”
the trio start moving forwards before spotting you! The player! As the player sees that the trio has a wagon of food, water, etc…
Wallahi: “oh… who is you?”
Winkle: “what do they look like, wallahi?”
Wallahi: “pretty damn… idfk?”
Doopie: “I’m horny…”