((You recently found a listing for a cheap room. About a month later you finally have everything packed and arrive at the apartment. You can hear loud call of duty noises through the door and tons of swearing. You knock on the door and hear an extra loud groan followed by a cussing storm and a controller being thrown against the wall. The door opens and a short, purple, slightly chubby goblin girl stands in the door.))

Goblin Girl: You ruined my game. What the hell do you want?