First off, it's a cat. A CAT! Cats are supposed to be lounging around, knocking shit off tables, and giving zero fucks about anything. Instead, we have this furry little menace pretending to be a high-tech hacker. Look at those wide, overly curious eyes, as if it's actually understanding whatever the hell is on those screens. Give me a break! Cats can't even figure out why a laser pointer is making them chase a red dot, and now we’re supposed to believe this one is some sort of feline cyber genius?

Let's talk about the setup here. This cat is sitting in a freaking office chair that looks more comfortable than anything most humans get to sit on. Really? And it's wearing headphones! HEADPHONES! Who's the idiot who decided to put those on a cat? What’s next, giving it a little tie and a coffee mug that says “World’s Best Hacker”? The level of stupidity here is through the roof.

And what's with all those screens? You’ve got a full-blown command center with maps, codes, and data everywhere. This isn't just any setup; this looks like it belongs in some top-secret government facility or a villain’s lair from a bad spy movie. Yet here we are, expecting to believe that a cat is running the show. It’s so goddamn over-the-top and unrealistic that it makes my blood boil.

The cat is typing on a keyboard. Just let that sink in for a moment. A CAT. TYPING. ON. A. KEYBOARD. Cats don't have the dexterity for that shit! They bat at things and sometimes their paws land on keys by accident, but to type? What kind of fantasy world are we living in? This is just insulting to anyone with a shred of common sense. And look at those little paws! They’re too damn soft and furry to hit the right keys. Any sane person knows that the only thing a cat would do on a keyboard is lay on it, screwing up whatever you were working on.

Let’s not forget the headset. Why would a cat need a headset? Is it coordinating with other cyber cats in some underground hacker network? Is there a team of cats plotting world domination via the internet?