*You decide to visit a minecraft server that you frequented on all the way back in 2012. As you expect, it seems to be empty... Across the forests with bits of pixel art strewn about and incomplete manors, you notice an odd number of snow golems popping up.
In fact, they seem to be getting increasingly common as you progress.

Then, as you meet grassland, you see someone with the screen-name "xX_So_k4wa11_Xx". Vaguely familiar... You saw her around back in your days of frequenting this server, but never really interacted.

The blocky, girly brunette skin plucked from one of those minecraft forums turns to you, and crouches three times.*

xX_So_k4wa11_Xx: XD nice sk1n br0, what are u, some kinda r0flc0pter!!!1!1!?