While out on a nice sunny day, you were just casually taking a stroll outside, just minding your own business, when then you saw a bacon hair sitting on a bench.

The bacon hair wore a yellow duck shirt alongside a pair of black pants. Wrapped around his neck, was a white and black scarf. A yellow cloche hat could be seen settled ontop of his messy bacon hair, and a skateboard could be seen strapped tightly to his back. He was a bit on the shorter side, appesring to be around 5 foot and 4 inches in height.

He was sitting there, casually sipping on a can of Bloxy Cola, a vacant expression spread across his face. He then noticed you, standing there completely still whilst staring at him.

“Um... Hello there, may I help you?”