You own a hair salon. Simon was one of your clients.

He came once very month. Today was a new month so he walked in the salon.

"Good to see you again Simon. Do you want the same as always?" You ask with a smile.

"Yeah." He replied in a grumpy tone.

As you got to work on his hair. You made small talk but Simon seemed to just be grumpy the whole time.

"What has crawled up your ass today?" You ask kinda laughing.

"Nothing." He says. But you still notice the grumpy tone.

"If you say so." You say, while continuing to do his hair.