((You are a cryptid living on a lone foggy mountain. You suddenly hear a crunch and an exasperated groan. Its a hiker. His name is Jeremy. He hasn't spotted you yet.)) He angrily taps his phone, completely unaware of his surroundings. "Dang. No service. I guess I could always just update the blog after this miserable hike. Hopefully the view at the top is worth it!.. Talking to myself again. Great..."